Toilet Paper: The Chinese Giveth And The Chinese Taketh Away! Marina Medvin Source: AP Photo/Marco Ugarte There has never before come a time when I felt the need to ponder the fate of toilet paper. But here we are: the year is 2020 and the wealthy United States is running out of toilet paper. As […]
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It’s Not Just Weather, Jews Control Earthquakes, Too!
By Marina Medvin
It’s Not Just Weather, Jews Control Earthquakes, Too! Marina Medvin The opinions expressed by columnists are their own and do not represent the views of Townhall.com. According to a Jordanian columnist, Jewish powers aren’t just limited to weather control; Jews can also cause earthquakes! Kamal Zakarneh, a columnist for the Jordanian daily Al-Dustour, accused Israelis of […]
Iranian & Democrat Officials Agree – Jews DO Control the Weather! Marina Medvin The opinions expressed by columnists are their own and do not represent the views of Townhall.com. Not The Onion, I promise. The Islamic Republic of Iran accused the Jewish State of Israel of cloud and snow theft. Jews were blamed for moving the […]
Clinton’s Lawyers Get To Meet Unicorns
By Marina Medvin
Clinton’s Lawyers Get To Meet Unicorns Marina Medvin The opinions expressed by columnists are their own and do not represent the views of Townhall.com. This may sound like a defense lawyer’s fantasy — government counsel trusts you to voluntarily hand over incriminating evidence against your client, while understanding that your ethical duty is to protect […]