Toilet Paper: The Chinese Giveth And The Chinese Taketh Away! Marina Medvin Source: AP Photo/Marco Ugarte There has never before come a time when I felt the need to ponder the fate of toilet paper. But here we are: the year is 2020 and the wealthy United States is running out of toilet paper. As […]
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It’s Not Just Weather, Jews Control Earthquakes, Too! Marina Medvin The opinions expressed by columnists are their own and do not represent the views of Townhall.com. According to a Jordanian columnist, Jewish powers aren’t just limited to weather control; Jews can also cause earthquakes! Kamal Zakarneh, a columnist for the Jordanian daily Al-Dustour, accused Israelis of […]
Iranian & Democrat Officials Agree – Jews DO Control the Weather! Marina Medvin The opinions expressed by columnists are their own and do not represent the views of Townhall.com. Not The Onion, I promise. The Islamic Republic of Iran accused the Jewish State of Israel of cloud and snow theft. Jews were blamed for moving the […]
Clinton’s Lawyers Get To Meet Unicorns Marina Medvin The opinions expressed by columnists are their own and do not represent the views of Townhall.com. This may sound like a defense lawyer’s fantasy — government counsel trusts you to voluntarily hand over incriminating evidence against your client, while understanding that your ethical duty is to protect […]