Toilet Paper: The Chinese Giveth And The Chinese Taketh Away! Marina Medvin There has never before come a time when I felt the need to ponder the fate of toilet paper. But here we are: the year is 2020 and the wealthy United States is running out of toilet paper. As it turns out, toilet […]
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It’s Not Just Weather, Jews Control Earthquakes, Too! According to a Jordanian columnist, Jewish powers aren’t just limited to weather control; Jews can also cause earthquakes!Kamal Zakarneh, a columnist for the Jordanian daily Al-Dustour, accused Israelis of causing the earthquakes that shook the Al-Aqsa mosque in the attempt “to Judaize Jerusalem.” He went on to explain […]
Iranian & Democrat Officials Agree – Jews DO Control the Weather! Not The Onion, I promise.The Islamic Republic of Iran accused the Jewish State of Israel of cloud and snow theft. Jews were blamed for moving the clouds away from Iran, in an intentional effort to exacerbate Iran’s prolonged drought. “We are facing the issue of […]
Clinton’s Lawyers Get To Meet Unicorns This may sound like a defense lawyer’s fantasy — government counsel trusts you to voluntarily hand over incriminating evidence against your client, while understanding that your ethical duty is to protect your client’s best interests — but it happened. To Hillary Clinton’s defense lawyers.It’s good to be the Clinton […]